RHOC S16

At last, I’m caught up! (I just started S17 last night)

I didn’t take any notes, but I remember it because I binged it all this week.

Heather

Her return opening scene was ICONIC

Loved her scenes with her kids, especially letting her daughters talk about being gay and bisexual

HBIC

The Nicole thing was so confusing (also, Nicole was prominently in the first few episodes and then just disappeared… so weird)

OMG. She looked JUST like Posh when she was in costume. Maybe that’s why I love her so much, because I also love Victoria Beckham

Jen

Didn’t like her

Right after Braunwyn, didn’t want to see another messy ass marriage

She wasn’t very memorable to me

I did think she was funny when she drank though

Noella

I thought I’d like her, but she was too much for me.

I wonder if she was added to the cast so they could say they have/had a black cast member?

Her husband leaving her and her dad dying… That’s a lot. I felt bad for her.

That being said, I feel she did use those events in her life to shift focus to herself a lot, which is why I think she butted heads with everyone so much.

Also, you can’t say something to someone and then get upset when they throw it back at you (regarding her telling Heather karma would fix her (or whatever she said about Heather’s karma) and Heather saying whatever she said about karma already coming for Noella). If you hadn’t said it, it wouldn’t have been said back to you!

Also, also, she cries to her mom saying Heather said her karma was her husband leaving, her dad dying and her son having autism (1. That isn’t what Heather said… though heavily implied. 2. I don’t even think Heather knew Noella’s kid had autism, I don’t remember them discussing it on the show, though I’m not always paying attention.)

Her and the allegation that Heather assaulted a crew member. Her story went back and forth. She heard it. She saw it. She didn’t see it. She did see it. She didn’t see it… Girl. Stop.

Her “beef” with Jen felt so contrived. Their issue was Jen tagged her in an IG pic? Girl. Stop. Then she had to report it to IG… instead of just removing the tag.

She was just a lot.

Very pretty though. I’ll give her that.

Shannon

Shannon was irritating this season.

I also didn’t like the things John was saying about Gina. I get that when you’re in a relationship you’re gonna vent to your significant other, but they shouldn’t be vocal like that, b/c what happens when the friendship rekindles, but your man has already talked his shit about your friend?

Emily

No longer my favorite, because Heather is back, but she’s a close second.

I loved the charity she’s a part of (I don’t remember the name and I’m not gonna look it up.)

Gina

Loved her friendship with Heather.

It was great seeing them take on NY

She’s better than me being able to interact w/ her ex-husband after that domestic violence incident. (I know she pretty much had to do it for the sake of co-parenting and I have a lot of respect for that.)

Really enjoyed her this season