RHOC S9

I like the new intro!

Lizzie:

Girl, why would Vicki only order 5 shots… and Heather wasn’t going to drink a shot anyway, so 5 shots would have still worked.

I wish the fuck I would let my kid, or any kid, beat me over the head with a toy… and then he got a cupcake. Couldn’t be me.

From what I remember (mind you, I watched this last week, and already don’t remember), she barely had scenes with Heather, why is she siding with her regarding Shannon getting kicked out.

Tamra not understanding that Lizzie was upset that Tamra didn’t contact her until an hour AFTER she was supposed to be there… only to say she wasn’t coming… was annoying.

Shannon:

They gaslight her (from the clips I saw before I started this)… and watching it in full just confirmed what I already thought

Her house is STUNNING!

The way she was talking about radiation from cellphones… Yikes

David seems mean. (Them arguing in the kitchen during the party… Yikes)

She and David are uncomfortable to watch

Meghan you’re a season too early! lol

She needs to be drunk to have sex w/ her husband… Yikes

I feel bad for Shannon, but it seems like she likes to argue w/ her husband b/c she doesn’t feel loved… But that just pushes him away (After I wrote that note, Vicki basically said the same thing in her confessional)

Why did she make a scene at the dinner table w/ everyone present… and then say David was making her act like a bitch?

Why is she having this serious ass conversation on their vacation?

I get that Shannon’s being gaslit, but she doesn’t make an outsider think she’s crazy… and the fact that no one is calling Tamra out for causing the issue.

“YOU ALL WILL SEE THE TRUTH!”

Shannon said vacation Shannon is fun… like I don’t remember her yelling at David the previous vacation

Heather:

Center!

Drunk plans… I do the same thing

Heather is definitely gonna be the villain of the season

The chair at dinner wasn’t that serious

Heather has it out for Shannon. She yelled at Shannon for being late, but didn’t say anything to Vicki. They showed up together!

Shannon isn’t behaving the way Heather is describing

Why did she have to bring up a harmless comment David made at the beginning of the season now that she and Shannon are getting along?!?

She and Terry were being bitchy during David’s apology. What more did she want from him… to pop a vein (those who get it, get it)

Terry really thought he did something when he called David a penis. Also, if he was THAT upset about the comment, why didn’t he say something when it happened or any of the MULTIPLE times he saw David before the finale event?

Vicki:

Brianna’s pregnant again?!?

Troy crawling around was the cutest thing!

Vicki is talking about Lizzie not going by Elizabeth, Beth, or Liz… while she doesn’t go by Victoria!

Not Brooks and her comparing what Tamra did to them to what she did to Shannon. Not even close.

“If you’re so happy, why are you so miserable?” DAMN!

Tamra:

Girl, don’t have another baby

Even if it’s true that Heather put a different workout studio on the show, what does it matter b/c she is putting your workout studio on the show now? (And Lizzie basically said that in her confessional after I wrote that note)

Tamra was messy for telling Terry and Heather about Shannon hearing they want to take her down… but not mentioning Shannon said she heard it from Tamra.

So, she talks to Heather about Shannon’s marriage AGAIN!?!

Ryan is going to move w/ a girl he’s known for 2 months… and they are going to get married… and she already has 3 kids… Yikes (Also, I think Ryan is so hot). Also, you’d think since her parents are gone, she’d want Tamra to be involved in stuff, like taking her dress shopping.